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As a preface:: these are customer reviews that are just... ridiculous and hilarious :)
Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, Available in Various Sizes
Visit the link to see the T-Shirt design...#1 Comment :: 8,244 of 8,313 people found the following review helpful...
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.#2 Comment :: 1,529 of 1,556 people found the following review helpful...
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather.#3 Comment :: 990 of 1,025 people found the following review helpful...
So I'm looking for threads that say, "Hey baby...I'm real boss!" when I stumble upon this epic creation. The wolves spoke to me in a language all their own; it was like German, Mongol, and Bitchin all mixed together. I mean, one wolf howlin at the moon is major...but three???
I ordered next-day air (if only there was same day!), and, of course, a size smaller than usual to ensure the closeness of the wolves to my chest hair. When the package arrived, I tore it open, and I SWEAR angels sang. I think it was Freebird. I immediately removed my "No Fat Chicks" shirt, and replaced it with this finery. Lemme tell you: AW YEAH.
I'll spare the details of my conquests since I started wearing this shrit; suffice to say, I'm swimming in a sea of babes the likes of which are usually found on those K-Tel infomercials. I'm also more confident at work, and expect to be promoted to cashier soon. I owe everything to this shirt (I should say "shirts", since I now own 23 of them).
Sea Cows T-Shirt
Visit the link to see the T-Shirt design...#1 Comment :: 74 of 75 people found the following review helpful...
It's not everyday that someone comes into possession of a shirt like this. I received it as a gift from my grandmother- something I was at first worried about- she's usually the lame grandma who gives ugly sweatshirts from American Eagle or disgusting pants from Hollister and makes you wear them every time she sees you (to think, some people haven't caught on to the trend of wearing chains on their pants!), but as soon as I opened this I knew it was different. There, on top of packing paper, sat the most magnificent Sea Cow I've ever seen- the solemn face held me captivated. As I looked upon the face of those Sea Cows, I knew that they knew- they knew my struggle in life, they knew (as I did) that I could be someone in this shirt.#2 Comment ::
Now, I'm not the type of person to dress fancy when I go out, but I had a last-second change of heart as I was getting into my mom's car to go to my weekly Yu-Gi-Oh tournament. I had a feeling that those two Sea Cows would give me luck, so I raced back inside to put it on; and as I arrived at the tournament, stepping out of my mom's 2001 Chrysler mini-van, I locked eyes with the most beautiful women I've ever seen. The sun shone behind her, illuminating the purple and pink stands of dyed hair, her ears- substantially gauged- nearly touched her shoulders, her eyes glinted, almost hidden by large bulbous pimples, gaudy eye shadow, and press-on eyelashes; it was at this moment that our eyes locked and I knew she would be the Arbiter to my Master Chief.
"Are those Sea Cows?" she said, surveying the ocean scenery adorning my chest.
"Yup!" I responded, chains on my jet-black pants rattling in the light breeze.
"Can I touch them?"
She slowly extended an erect pointer finger with gnarled nails, chewed down short, and cuticles bleeding. As she rubbed her finger over the face of the largest Sea Cow, I shuddered slightly. Releasing the courage stored within those Sea Cows, I slowly grasped her hand, intertwined my fingers with hers.
"Want to be girlfriend and boyfriend?" I exclaimed. "We can leave this tournament and go to Denny's. I'm sure my mom can pick us up if your parents drive."
"No need. I brought my bike- you can ride on the handlebars." She whispered toward me, the smell of tuna and Funyuns emanating from her yellowed teeth.
It was from this day forth that I fell in love with Denise, and I owe it all to this Sea Cow shirt. We've been in love for 14 hours now, most of which we've spent beating the last level of Kingdom Hearts in my mom's basement, but we've also started planning our wedding. I'm thinking a Sea Cow and Howling Wolf theme...
I love my Sea Cow shirt, even more than I love my ex-girlfriends!It only gets BETTER....... But to save space I'll just post the link to... scroll down to the comments
How could I not love a shirt that gave me my life back? You see, several months ago, I purchased a Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, Available in Various Sizes, and it changed my life! After 30 years I finally moved out of my parent's living room and got a place of my own in their basement! When I wore my Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, Available in Various Sizes out in public, I would turn more than a few heads! Women began to notice me, and then even talk to me! After a while, I had several women following me, and asking to come back to my "den"... of course I let them.
My parents began to complain about the noise at night, they said that all the howling, panting and growling noises were keeping them up. They also began to complain about the smell. But since I was wearing my Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, Available in Various Sizes, I had the chutzpah to tell my parents that "it's my territory, and I'll mark it anyway I want to!"
I thought I had it made! A place of my own... seven ladies who lived with me, and every night we would go on successful "hunts" and grab the raw pork chops and hamburger out of my parent's `fridge before they could come home from work to cook, and thus spoil, all that wonderful raw meat... ah what a daring soul I was while wearing my Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, Available in Various Sizes!
Then one evening, as me and my ladies were "frolicking", my parents knocked on our door and said that it was ten pm, and we had been "at it" since five, and could we perhaps keep the noise level down, just for this one night?
Then it hit me... we started at 5, and now it was ten. We had been frolicking for five hours... which meant that I had had an erection which had lasted for 5 hours. Five hours! That's a whole hour more than four! In a panic I called 911 and told them I had had an erection that had lasted for more than four hours, and what should I do? I swear I heard laughter over the phone before they hung up on me. In a panic, I stripped off my Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, Available in Various Sizes and went to the corner of the room where my pile of laundry was.
As I pawed through the mound of wrinkled shirts and old leisure suits, I pulled out my most recent acquisition, the Sea Cow shirt. The second my eyes fell on the image of those peaceful, bloated and majestic animals... my stiff member instantly became limp and flaccid, a perfect imitation of the Sea Cow's beautifully wrinkled and dangling trunk... I was saved!
In celebration of my survival, I suggested to my ladies that we eat out this evening, my treat! So, I went up and grabbed all the salad from my parent's `fridge and we sat by the pool and dined on the amazingly succulent leafy greens. My girlfriends soon tired of this however, and left me. And so now, my life is my own again! The bite marks are healing, and I moved back into my parent's living room, as the fleas in the basement were really irritating. And now, I spend my days languidly floating in the pool and noshing on a wonderfully selection of chef salads, or bean sprouts and kale. Now that I have "the good life" and no longer have to worry about satisfying the appetites of seven girlfriends, I have gained over 100 lbs, which is not easy to do on a diet of cabbage sprouts and kale let me tell you! And I owe it all to the amazing Sea Cow shirt!
Breakthrough Wolf T-Shirt - Available in Various Sizes (Follows up above posts)
Oh and this deserves a look...Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz
For the nerdy of us...The Story about Ping (Reading Railroad Books) (Paperback)
#1 Comment :: 9,179 of 9,486 people found the following review helpful...PING! The magic duck!Man I love the internet!Using deft allegory, the authors have provided an insightful and intuitive explanation of one of Unix's most venerable networking utilities. Even more stunning is that they were clearly working with a very early beta of the program, as their book first appeared in 1933, years (decades!) before the operating system and network infrastructure were finalized.
The book describes networking in terms even a child could understand, choosing to anthropomorphize the underlying packet structure. The ping packet is described as a duck, who, with other packets (more ducks), spends a certain period of time on the host machine (the wise-eyed boat). At the same time each day (I suspect this is scheduled under cron), the little packets (ducks) exit the host (boat) by way of a bridge (a bridge). From the bridge, the packets travel onto the internet (here embodied by the Yangtze River).
The title character -- er, packet, is called Ping. Ping meanders around the river before being received by another host (another boat). He spends a brief time on the other boat, but eventually returns to his original host machine (the wise-eyed boat) somewhat the worse for wear.
If you need a good, high-level overview of the ping utility, this is the book. I can't recommend it for most managers, as the technical aspects may be too overwhelming and the basic concepts too daunting.
Problems With This Book
As good as it is, The Story About Ping is not without its faults. There is no index, and though the ping(8) man pages cover the command line options well enough, some review of them seems to be in order. Likewise, in a book solely about Ping, I would have expected a more detailed overview of the ICMP packet structure.
But even with these problems, The Story About Ping has earned a place on my bookshelf, right between Stevens' Advanced Programming in the Unix Environment, and my dog-eared copy of Dante's seminal work on MS Windows, Inferno. Who can read that passage on the Windows API ("Obscure, profound it was, and nebulous, So that by fixing on its depths my sight -- Nothing whatever I discerned therein."), without shaking their head with deep understanding. But I digress.
Hope you enjoyed reading!
DYung